I don't understand what's going on. Is the joke that some people are heavily into military stuff so that they buy everything 'tactical'? But then why is the baby in there until they are grown? Are these people typically also helicopter parents? Please help me, as I might be too dumb to understand this.
Genius.
Lookup tactical everything. I like the tactical staff with a stun gun, rope and tools inside
That's good! I've long had an idea for a comic like this:
TACTICAL SHOPPING
ft.
TACTICAL GUY
tactical guy searches for "tactical flashlight" ← THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
tactical guy searches for "tactical snacks" ← THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
tactical guy searches for "tactical notebook" ← THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
tactical guy searches for "tactical stapler" ← THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
tactical guy searches for "tactical band-aid" ← THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
etc.
(Next: Tactical vitamins, tactical microwave, tactical puzzles.)
Wtf
I don't understand what's going on. Is the joke that some people are heavily into military stuff so that they buy everything 'tactical'? But then why is the baby in there until they are grown? Are these people typically also helicopter parents? Please help me, as I might be too dumb to understand this.
carry baby for 25 years → become 140kg of pure muscle → tactical
Tactical Jr. should buy some tactical adult diapers for his aging father and start to carry him around as his legs fail